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Wisdom Teeth Extractions SUCK!

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Scott, I just want to warn ya that you may not want to read this post 🙂 Sooo proceed with caution.

I know it seems like I’m whining and complaining constantly but I really can’t take this shit anymore. At this point, I really wish I never had my wisdom teeth taken out because it’s been 3 weeks as of today and I’m far from 100%. Wisdom teeth extractions suck ass big time! I know I know I’m older, I’m a woman, my teeth are more mature, yada yada and therefore the shit lasts longer for me, but I’ve had enough of it.

I mean you know the whole deal with the pain meds and the sleeping then the not sleeping and the muscle relaxers and the infection yada yada but yesterday I was practically coughing up a lung. I sounded like shit. I woke Kathy up at 6am with my coughing and she told me to “go take a sudafed.” Ummm she didn’t realize it was 6am and I didn’t pay much attention. I took it and slept for friggin’ ever again! grrrrrrrrrrr

I’m sick and tired of eating jello and pudding and damn apple sauce.


I’ve been trying other foods, like Kathy made an awesome meatloaf the other night and I ate it all but it’s not that comfortable to eat. Oh and I had pizza last night. But here’s the deal, I can’t really even enjoy my food because it’s still uncomfortable to bite down like normal and I’m paranoid about eating because of that damn oral surgeon and my hygiene and keeping the wisdom teeth site clean. It’s kinda stressful actually.

I’m tried of brushing a million times a day and rinsing with salt water a million more times and doing irrigation shit another million times.

And now….to top it all off…guess what? My left side of my face is swollen again and still hard. I bet it’s another fuckin infection. I really have had it.

Ladies, ya ever had one of those days where you just want to cry. That’s me now 🙁 I wish they could knock you out for your wisdom teeth for like 3 or 4 weeks and then when you wake up your perfect. That would be ideal.

I’m taking zyrtec now because Kathy swears my coughing is allergies and I went back on my antibiotics after I saw my swollen, hard face (remember my family doctor told me to stop and he gave me muscle relaxers,) and I’m taking advil. It feels like I’m taking all of this stuff non-stop.

I’m sure you all are tired of hearing me bitch and complain about this and I’m sorry but it’s driving me crazy. Plus, Kathy left yesterday for work and won’t be back til Friday and we had the boys. And all I could imagine was me waking up a 7am everyday feeling like shit and getting Joe ready for school and making him breakfast and doing homework with him when he got home and taking him to karate and putting him to bed yada yada. Ughhhh I didn’t want to do it.

Luckily for me I have the most wonderful partner in the world and she thought about that ahead of time and ask Joe’s Dad to watch Joe from Wed. thru Fri. 🙂

But I still gotta deal with the cranky, I know everything, annoying 18 yr. old because Brandon no longer goes to his Dad’s. He just stays here 24/7. I’m happy he’s got a girlfriend tho because he spends a lot of time talking to her or with her so that limits my time with him……not good when I’m not feeling well.

Speaking of that, all of you single parents I don’t know how you do it. When you’re sick? When you’ve had a shitty day? When you just don’t feel like dealing with bullshit? Kudos to you for sure. I guess that should go out to all parents, but I said single parents because that’s kinda what it’s like when Kathy travels for work.

I’m pretty sure I’ve lost weight in the past 3 weeks cuz I haven’t been eating properly. I’ve loved eating mashed potatoes but I really want to enjoy a normal meal for once without having to worry about ANYTHING associated with my teeth or my mouth.

On the real estate front…I got another call from our mailings. 278 sent out, 20 returned unable to forward and 7 callbacks. I’m happy about that but pissed because I’m sooo not doing nearly enough to find a deal and it’s pissing me off. I know, I know I’m responsible for my life but damn it when you feel like shit it’s hard to play the role.

Ok I’m done. One more thing, I was pretty happy with my post about direct mail lists. I’m trying to write articles or posts while I’m sitting here being miserable. Ok I’m sorry again. 🙂

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Wisdom Teeth, Pain Meds, Infections and Sleep

Oh boy it’s been an interesting ride since getting my wisdom teeth out last Thursday. Whodathunk it’d take this long to recover (and I’m still not done yet!)

So I’ve been on pain meds and advil since last Thursday. Every 3 hrs. pain med then every 3 others advil and so on and so on all day and night long. Of course, being on pain meds constantly makes me zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz constantly! And let me tell you, I’m a big fan of sleeping but I am so sick and tired of sleeping by now that I want to spit! (Isn’t that a strange expression?)

Anyway, on Saturday all of my swelling went down and I thought I was in the clear. Then come Saturday night and the left side of my face puffed up HUGE! My new name was Alvin! Yes ladies and gents I looked like a chipmunk so I just told everyone to call me Alvin…

alvin and the chipmunks

So I thought this was weird and it was kinda hard to eat and when I see eat I mean even to open my mouth enough to get food in. But hey, I never had my wisdom teeth out before I didn’t know if this was normal or not?

Kathy kept saying you need to call the doctor. But I read the paperwork they sent me home with and it says that major swelling takes place 3 to 5 days after surgery. So there….I had nothing to worry about..this was normal.

Anyway, come Tuesday I couldn’t take it and I called the oral surgeon and the lady on the phone checked my records and said that I actually had major surgery on 3 of my teeth, it wasn’t a simple extraction and it wasn’t an easy surgery so I’m going to have more swelling and more pain then most folks. Ok I can understand that but when I told her about what happened Saturday they asked if my face was hard where it is swelled? I said yes. So they asked me if I could come in today to be checked out. I got there an hour later.

The assistant to the oral surgeon was super nice and I’m really glad she was there. She looked in my mouth and asked if I’ve been brushing. I said yes, of course. She asked if I’ve been rinsing with salt water and I said absolutely every time I brush after I eat I do. She said “Ok well you’re not brushing good enough because there is food stuck in here and this has given you a slight infection.”

I said “what you mean I’m not brushing good enough, how am I suppose to brush? I mean I don’t want to hurt myself?” [Note: who is with me here? You just get surgery done in your mouth and need to brush your teeth…umm are you going to go to town on those areas of your mouth or are you going to be a little more cautious cuz you don’t want to hurt yourself?]

So she told me that she understood where I was coming from and a lot of folks are the same way but I have to brush my teeth like I never had surgery on them. Just brush them good and normal. She said also that I should get a childs tooth brush for now, which will allow me to reach back there better. She said she knows it’s hard but pretend like nothing every happened and brush your teeth accordingly.

Then the oral surgeon came in and told me I needed better hygiene for it to heal properly. Jerk. lol He could have said it the way his assistant said it. Pfft!

Anyway, the assistant irrigated my mouth (shot water into my 2 bottom wisdom teeth holes) and this cap came out of there (food, not really crap btw. Gross just the same I know, sorry.)

So the doc told her to give me antibiotics to treat the infection and after he left she said that she’s gonna give me this liquid and an irrigation syringe so that I can irrigate those 2 holes everyday to help out with brushing. I have to do it 2x a day and she showed me how to do it.

Now, I eat, brush my teeth (which a childs tooth brush with monkeys on it) then rinse with salt water and then I irrigate the 2 bottom holes where my wisdom teeth were. I am soooo glad she gave me that because every time I do it shit comes out..I mean food particles. I can’t help but think that all of that gunk would still be in there if she didn’t give it to me. Grant it sometimes it makes my mouth bleed but I think it’s worth it.

Oh and also I have to put a warm, washcloth on my face constantly. She said she can’t stress that enough (i been doing more cold than hot.) She said NO MORE COLD…Just warm. It’s kind of annoying cuz my shirt and pillows and everything gets soaked from the damp cloth but it’s ok, I do it.

Quick funny story, Andrew and Donna came over yesterday to take me to dinner (I had soup and mashed potatoes) and then they hung out at my place for a bit. Lil Andrew came in the bathroom with me when I was doing the irrigation thing. I told him that I just want to warn him that he can watch but I’m going to bleed a little bit. He said ok. So I did it and he looked at me all concerned and said: “Are you going to be ok Carey Buck?” God I love that kid to death. He’s so awesome I can’t even put it into words sometimes.

I’m happy to report that this is the first day since last Thursday that I have not taken a pain pill. Not that I needed one today but I couldn’t take one anyway because I have to drive to our strip club and fill our atm. Kathy is out of town so a friend of ours is going with me. And I couldn’t be all messed up on pain pills and trying to drive, of course. So today it’s just been advil and antibiotics.

I think I’m in the homestretch guys and I’m excited about it because I have apartment buildings to buy damn it!

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